Friday, November 21, 2008

A Gentle Response to Your Suggestions

So, after yesterday's post I received several messages and emails. All of which were suggestive of the same solution - another Dunganlet. In response to these suggestions I considered allowing a guest scribe (my blushing bride) to author my blog for the first time in the history of Dad's Diary. It did not take long before I realized there were not enough punctuation marks to cover up all of the expletives that were necessary for her to adequately express her feelings on this topic. Additionally I felt that her descriptive adjectives might possibly be too colorful for my otherwise family friendly literary atmosphere. So, in response to your wonderfully helpful suggestions, I have edited down a slim version of her response for your reading pleasure.

HELL NO!

With loving purpose,

Your humble author.

2 comments:

Dylan Hartung said...

LMAO...I agree...Hell no!!!

Sally Johnstone said...

Enjoy these little people problems now. My almost 17 year old daughter is grounded for 3 weeks. I am driving her to and from high school. (yes I get punished too) She is a great girl but she is a late bloomer to becoming a teenager! My best friend told me that God made kids really stinky when they become teenagers so when they moved out of the house it would not hurt as bad. I am really believing this now! I enjoy all those stories you tell about the kids boy do they bring back memories! I couldn't agree with Lynley more!